What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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