BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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