Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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