I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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