found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
