The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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