he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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