So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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