you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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