No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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