You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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