he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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