He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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