omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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