He disabled his match.com account in front of me
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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