I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just high enough for therapy.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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