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  Hey you

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?

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• (650): View more from California

  Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.

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• (315): View more from New York

  There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.

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  The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.

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• (631): View more from New York

  She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married

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  That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.

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