I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
i believe in u and ur pee
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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