im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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