you would pick up someone in the library
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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