thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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