garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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