i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
too bad you live with your parents still
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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