She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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