The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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