K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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