jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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