So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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