brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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