did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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