Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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