On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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