at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo