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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off

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• (206): View more from Washington

  woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.

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• (619): View more from California

  I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700

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  Why are you like this.

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