Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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