thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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