Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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