Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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