Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
