I wish life had little blips of pornography
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So here I am, sexting at work.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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