dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
This girl is more easily done than said...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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