Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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