haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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