Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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