How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
