He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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