I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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