You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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