no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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