Im at strip club and am horny
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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