with your own penis?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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