Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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