My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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