i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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