Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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